weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
His hands were made for my vagina.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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