at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i think i have two assholes
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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