In America we eat man semen.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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