Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
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Oh Jesus.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
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COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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