You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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