Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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