we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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