dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
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about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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