Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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