dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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