Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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