if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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