he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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