I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Can Purell be used as lube?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
The Olympian is in my bed
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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