How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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