Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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