just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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