does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Randomize
