they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
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I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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