either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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