was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
well most of my day revolves around power hour
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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