im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I enjoy the company of your penis
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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