She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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