Me. At least after what I've been through.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I had to cum in my sink.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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