i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
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THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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