Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
