Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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