Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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