I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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