Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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