I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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