is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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