i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
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He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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