The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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