There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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