do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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