scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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