oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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