i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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