You're my little dorito
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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