How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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