wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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