If that was your dad, he is hot
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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