Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I think your dad took our porno
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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