what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
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Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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