And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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