i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
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The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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