Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Someone came in the potted fern
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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