I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
