Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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