I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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