I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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