Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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