I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Shame is for Republicans.
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