I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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