is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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